Arcane Bullshit

Curl Up and Die Vinyl Sticker

Price: $4.00 CAD

Many creatures have evolved the ability to volvate, including your mother. Haha just kidding. Your mother does not possess an armoured shell made of chitinous plates which she can roll into a protective sphere. Anyway, here is a sticker. These stickers are made of vinyl, and measure approximately 3.5 inches.