I'm A Shitshow Connoisseur Coaster
Add humour, personality, and surface protection to your home with the “I’m a Shitshow Connoisseur” Coaster — a playful, bold coaster that works for mugs, glasses, wine, and drinks while making a clear statement. Perfect for offices, kitchens, dorms, game nights — or as a funny, memorable gift.
Product Highlights
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Single drink coaster with bold, humorous message “I’m a Shitshow Connoisseur”
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Designed to protect surfaces from water rings, heat, and spills — works for hot and cold beverages
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Durable, drink-friendly material — suitable for mugs, glasses, bottles, wine glasses, and more
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Eye-catching, conversation-starting design — great for home bars, offices, desks, kitchen counters, or dorm rooms
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Fun gift for friends, coworkers, roommates, or anyone with a sense of humor
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Compact size — easy to store, lightweight, and practical
Description
Whether you’re nursing your morning coffee, enjoying a glass of wine after work, or hosting friends for drinks at game night — the “I’m a Shitshow Connoisseur” Coaster keeps your surfaces safe from stains, rings, and spills, while adding a cheeky touch of personality to any space.
Made from sturdy, easy-clean material, this coaster works just as well for your daily hot mug as for icy drinks, cocktails or even plant pots. Its bold, irreverent text shows you don’t take life too seriously — a fun detail that’s sure to spark laughs and lighten the mood.
Ideal for apartments, dorms, kitchens, home bars, offices, and house-warming gifts. Compact and practical, it adds both function and humor to everyday living.
Key Benefits
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Surface protection: shields wood, glass, and tables from rings, heat, and condensation
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Universal drink compatibility: suitable for coffee, tea, cocktails, wine, beer, soft drinks — hot or cold
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Durable & reusable: designed for everyday use, easy to wipe clean
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Conversation starter: fun, bold statement piece — great for gifting
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Compact and easy to store: fits in a drawer, on a shelf, or under a stack of coasters when not in use
Perfect For
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Coffee tables, kitchen counters, desks, home bars, dorm rooms, offices
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People who love humour, bold design, and unique home accessories
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Gift-giving: birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, house-warmings, holiday stocking stuffers
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Everyday use: protecting furniture while adding personality
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Social settings: gatherings, game nights, casual hangouts
Care & Maintenance
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Wipe clean with a damp cloth — no special cleaning products needed
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Avoid prolonged exposure to standing liquids — wipe spills promptly
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If made of absorbent or porous material, avoid soaking; store dry when not in use
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Keep away from direct flame or excessive heat — designed for drinkware use only
FAQs
Will this coaster protect my furniture from water rings and heat?
Yes — the coaster is designed to insulate against moisture, condensation, and heat from mugs or glasses, helping prevent stains and damage.
Can it withstand both hot and cold beverages?
Absolutely — it works for hot coffee, tea, cold drinks, cocktails, wine, and more.
Is it reusable?
Yes — you can wipe it clean after every use and reuse it indefinitely.
Is it a good gift item?
Yes — with its humorous message and practical function, it’s a standout gift for friends, roommates, coworkers, or anyone with a sense of humour.
Will it fit regular mugs and glasses?
Yes — the coaster is sized for standard drinkware (mugs, wine glasses, bottles, etc.).
Do you ship across Canada?
Yes — available for online ordering with Canada-wide shipping, or local pickup at The Local Boom in Vancouver.